Is it a "Drive-by" if it regards how you care for yourself? Last night while I was out shoveling the driveway with T:
Blue: You know that post-nasal drip/sore throat thing I've had since Friday?
Blue: It has now become a head cold.
T: Oh Yeah?
Blue: The second one in two weeks!
T: If you have a head cold you should have a hat on!
At which point he declared me "finished" helping and sent me inside to do the dishes.