This explains why I am sitting here (knot nitting) writing this (slowly since I have to correct every other word) instead of knitting my heart out to get my new poncho finished in time to wear at my friend’s rehearsal dinner in
1) After two beers and 1 and 5/7ths gin martinis with two olives (each) and a little dirt (dirt=olive juice for the uninformed) I am feeling pretty good about life…except that part where everyone else gets a baby but me.
2) Um… what?
3) Oh yeah, I am loading audio books from the library (read: FREE) onto my new iPod (20GB with a cull-folor…whoops, full-color screen which can show slide shoes of my pictures as well as play my mooooooosik.)
What am I loading?
Audio books! Duh! Don’t you people listen? Um, I mean, READ?
Anyway, so I have three books here which I have not read/listened to yet. They are…in no particular order:
1) Ya-Yas in Bloom by Rebecca Wells (Prequel I believe to Tiny Alters Everywhere)
3) Morality for Beautiful Girls by Alexander McCall Smith (Author of The #1 Ladies Detective Agency which is a MUST READ)
Look at me…skunk as a drunk and lill stalking literature.
RIGHT! … SO!
Did I have a point? Probably not. Stay tuned … in our next episode our heroine is Still NOT PREGNANT.
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