I believe I have found a way to ensure this next cycle will bring that ever elusive second line.
- For a mere dollar the single line on the dollar store test informed me that not only am I not pregnant but that I can declare the Sizzling Apple Pie I ate on Friday night (with ice cream and caramel sauce) was just me PMSing and not actually cheating on my diet.
- We are taking this next cycle off of Clomid to give my poor body a break.
- "All Natural" is "in" these days anyway, right?
- T will repeat his SA this month to see if the super dooper "radioactive" multi-vitamins have helped raise his count. (My post about the "radioactive" vitamins is lost in email/blogger world somewhere. They turn his pee neon yellow and he is afraid we'll end up with some sort of super-hero-like-mutated child due to this.)
- I ordered myself one of those handy dandy obscenely expensive fertiltiy monitors today. (discounted online, don't worry, not from ebay)
- Going natural, a way which has NOT worked in the past, I should be thinking "There is no way in Hell this will work".
- Spending all that money on the monitor which I haven't purchased before now because it is obscenely expensive and of course I would get pregnant before it would pay for itself so why spend the money because it was obscenely expensive I have pretty much ensured that I will now get pregnant and I will not get my money's worth out of it.
- Reverse psychology works all the time right?
- Does it work when you are counting on it?
- I hope so.
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Hoping, hoping, hoping reverse psychology works and those vitamins have done the trick!!
Best wishes to you.
Yup, what Jen said.
Also, um, yeah, when I started trying again after the last miscarriage, I paid for fertility friend, I paid for an ovulation ferning thingy, I bought the books, I bought the thermometer, I figured, I'd do it all that way.
Then I decided I wasn't pregnant. I drank, I smoked, I stopped the white nasty bullets.
Then I took a test. 2 lines. I was sure it was only a matter of time before it went the way of the last three pregnancies.
I drank, I smoked, I ate bad foods, I took the white bullets, but not as faithfully as I should have. I had plans for the pain pills the hospital was going to give me.
Then... Well, we all know my story... I'm due in a mere 8w6d.
This long story is my way of saying reverse psychology is a big hit in my book. I think it's the one thing that kept this one inside me. All my other tries, I was positive, and happy.
This time, I was negative, sad, and sure it was going to end.
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